No need to adjust your screens. This is a Paleo Pizookie. I know. Let’s have a moment of silence for all the other processed crap gluten filled Pizookies that you will no longer be eating. And…we’re back! Can we get so excited about this now?! So I got these mini cast iron skillets and […] Read more…
Can we go ahead and just agree that one of God’s greatest masterpieces was the salted caramel flavor combination. Oh. my. goodness. Crystal clear blue waters and sunsets? Who needs em’, but if I see the words “Salted Caramel” on any food item I immediately have to have a bite of whatever it is […] Read more…
I think Guten Tag is the one thing I know how to say in German. Good thing it came in handy for this blog post. You know what else? I miss frosting straight out of the jar. Duncan Hines, Betty Crocker, what have you. I miss it. I miss it in all it’s processed and […] Read more…
Do you want to know what my favorite joke of all time is? Of course you do. Q: “What do you call cheese that’s not yours?” A: Nacho Cheese. Best. Joke. Ever. I made a Paleo version for you because I make you a Paleo version of everything. Q: What do you call cheese that’s […] Read more…
So remember when I accidentally discovered caramel last week while making the frosting for the Paleo German Chocolate Cupcakes? Well these Paleo Caramel Apple Pie Bars are what happens when you accidentally discover caramel. That and I have about 3 recipes I’m working on, all drenched in caramel. I love caramel, do you? I hadn’t […] Read more…
I know. Finally, right? How long have you guys been waiting for me to post this recipe?! Okay it’s been like a month or so, but that’s like FOREVER in Paleo time! Fooorrreevvvvvvveeerr…(Sandlot voice). So this recipe is pretty much two of life’s greatest offerings combined into one…chocolate and pizza. I had never attempted a […] Read more…
Ok so you know how I said my best recipe ever was my Paleo Triple Chocolate Mint Brownies? Well I lied. Because this is my best recipe ever. Seriously. You know how they always say you are your harshest critic? Well not today! After I tasted these I jumped up and down in pure chocolate […] Read more…
What exactly is a Muffincake you might ask? Well it’s a combination of a Muffin and a Cupcake! It’s got the texture of a muffin, but then it’s topped with a rich creamy frosting like a cupcake. You get the best of both worlds! Okay enough of my shenanigans…so what really happened is I couldn’t […] Read more…
You guys. I just made the best Paleo Triple Chocolate Mint Brownies ever. Triple chocolate? Who makes that? Me. Because I need chocolate on three levels. Triple like. Seriously. I know. I’m not even kidding you’ll die. I made them before I went over to my neighbors house last night and then let them cool […] Read more…
And we’re back with chocolate! Phew! I didn’t know if I would survive much longer. (Insert mental image of me foraging along an arid desert, sun drenched and covered in dirt and grime, vultures circling the sky above me, barely clinging on to life but knowing chocolate may just be over the next sand dune…) […] Read more…
Look you guys! It’s food! Actual real food! It’s not even chocolate or something sweet! Happy dance then group hug, okay!? Are we done hugging yet? Someone didn’t do their shirt laundry. Just kidding give me one more hug! I’m so excited to present to you my first ever Main Dish…Paleo Bacon Sweet Potato Hash! […] Read more…
How many of your are excited that this is my first recipe not involving chocolate?! I know! Are you just as shocked as I am?! I really want to tell you the inspiration behind this fruit-filled blog post is simply that strawberries and blueberries are in season. Yay! And since they are my favorite fruits […] Read more…
Did this just happen? It’s obscene. Here today (gone tomorrow obviously) we have a Paleo Chocolate Lasagna! Is that even a thing? Chocolate Lasagna? Well it is now. Yes there is regular lasagna and yes that’s wonderful and all for the gluten cheese eating world, but I want a lasagna that I can eat! And […] Read more…
I Can’t Believe it’s Nut Butter! Part II – The saga continues! You can read Part I here. Who doesn’t love saga’s? The Godfather, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Twilight?! Wow I just outed myself as a total geek didn’t I? Oh no wait you already knew that from my other post […] Read more…
Who doesn’t love Reese’s Peanut Butter cups? Show of hands. Anyone? Anyone? I for one will just go ahead and shout it from the rooftops, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are my FAVORITE! Favorite, favorite, favorite, favorite!!! Can you tell I like them? More like love them…in a creepy obsessed stalker hanging pictures of them in […] Read more…
So I’m sure we can all agree that the demise of Hostess last year was probably a good thing…right?…Right?! It’s one less packaged and processed, sugar coated excuse for food that’s fueling the obesity epidemic in America. For me though it was like a bad break up, I knew it was over and that it […] Read more…
Please don’t ever say that I don’t love you dear readers or that I’m not totally dedicated to your taste buds! I am fully committed and this weekend proved just that! You will not believe the culinary adventure I had making these bad boys. Let me just rewind a little to Friday night when my […] Read more…
Greetings and salutations my fellow Paleo readers. How was your week? Ok now ask me about mine! Ask me about mine! Well if you insist…I had the most exciting week ever!!! (jumping up and down). Juli from PaleOMG featured me on her blog! If you haven’t read the post already you can find it here. […] Read more…
You know that song “Get Ready for This.” by 2 Unlimited. The one that’s like “Ya’ll ready for this? duhh duhh dunn dunn duhh…” Well if you don’t, iTunes the heck out of that song right now. No seriously, that song should be playing in the background while you read this blog post because what […] Read more…
If random cravings had faces I’d punch them. I’m usually just walking along minding my own business (unless something really juicy is going on of course) when all of a sudden, I’ll get a crazy craving for something Non-Paleo out of nowhere. Of course it’s Non-Paleo. I couldn’t ever just crave vegetables, that would just […] Read more…